I see this on other journal and wanted to do it it seems funny

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.

1.) Your name?
Jorge: An awesome male name in Spanish, pronounced Whore Hey. Which makes it even more awesome.
Andres: Meaning to be a awesome chilean person.
I'm not chilean XD

2.) Your age?
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3.) One of your friends?
Kate:A girl's name for the coolest person you will ever meet.

That's true XD

4.) What should you be doing?
Procrastinating:What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.

XDDDDDDD

5.) Favorite color?
Blue:The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

WTF!!!

6.) Birthplace?
Colombia:Colombia is not THE most dangerous country in the world, but unfortunately it is well up there. Is it a fact? Yes, but a sad one. However, there is SO much more to Colombia than the stereotypes of cocaine and murder (I for one don't remember saying otherwise), and its many virtues far outweigh its few faults, which occur to a greater extent in Brazil, Venezuela, South Africa, etc.

First of all, Colombia is rich in mineral and agricultural resources: coffee, emeralds, flowers, etc. The quality of its coffee and emeralds is world-renowned and makes them very desirable.

Second, it is one of the most geographically varied nations in the world: it's the only country in South America (I'm not including Mexico or Central America) with an Atlantic AND a Pacific coastline, three ranges of the Andes run north-south through it (Bogotá is built on a plateau in the Andes), the Amazon jungle comprises much of the southeastern part of the country, and Cristobal Colon, South America's second-tallest mountain, is at its northern end.

Third, Colombians have a reputation in South America for being very cultured and sophisticated. Bogotá is one of Latin America's great cultural centers, and is renowned and beloved by travellers who have visited it (I'm not one of them...yet). And its murder rate, as mentioned before, is a LOT lower than my own country's capital, Washington DC; though both cities are getting better year by year.

So don't take offense if some people are a bit ignorant of the facts; you think it's easy for me living in New York and having to tolerate the outdated, uninformed, nasty crap I've heard about my city? Laugh, inform them that they're wrong, and move on to the next.

7.) Month of your birth?
December: The month in which the hottest women are born.

I'm a man. How this affect me???

8.) Last person you talked to?
Jose: The most common name for Mexican males.

He isn't mexican.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Andrew(Yeah I now it's very simply XD): The boy's name Andrew \a-nd-rew, an-drew\ It is of Greek origin, and its meaning is "man, warrior".

For Sparta


And HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! to everyone
HAPPY 2009

This stamps are amazing because they're for use without subscription and I like that I really give thanks to all that creates noplz accounts like this.
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Estas estampas son increibles porque estan hechas para usasarse sin subscripcion y la verdad agradezco mucho a todos aquellos que crean cuentas noplz como estas.

PD: Like additional information I create a putrid HI5 account [link] visit if you want but don't expect to much from me XD

Today February 27th of the 2008, I want to tell you of it and make the 12th aniversary to be better than the others, I try to draw something to the date, but I'm to slowly and I doesn't accomplish the draw, so I want to disperse the information that I have.
And to remmeber old times I want you to watch this video [link] that's a very good video an I want to you remember the old times. But I'm going to give this link too, for see a picture made by [link] and now as my last word to no make this to long lol.
"HAVE A HAPPY PKMON ANIVERSARY"
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Hoy Febrero 27 del 2008, quiero decirles sobre el 12avo aniversario que espero sea mucho mejor que los anteriores, intente dibujar algo para hoy, pero lamentablemente soy muy lento y no pude terminar el dibujo, pero aún así quiero compartir la siguiente información.
Para recordar viejos tiempos, quisiera que observaran este video [link] es un muy buen video excelente para recordar viejos tiempos. Pero también quiero darles este link a una imagén hecha por [link] y ahora como ultimas palabras para no hacer esto más largo lol.
"FELIZ ANIVERSARIO DE POKEMON"

English:
I discover something terrible about the draws that I have in my gallery, the draws that now are on scraps have a history. When I doesn't know how to do a lineart on photoshop I ask a friend of mine that know a lot of photoshop to do the linearts for me, I give she the idea of how i want the lineart to make her, sketches of the draws, she was to friendly and made it for me, but say me to doesn't mention her in my publications, now I know why she say that, she say it because she copy the linearts of others works and doesn't tell it to me so far, so I want to ask for forgive that, because I was to ignorant, if you want to ask another person about it you can ask because she know about what happened. I'm not going to erase the draws because i color then but I put they in scraps, if you want to they be erased only say it to me. Again I apologize for what happened.
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Español:
He descubierto algo terrible acerca de los dibujos que se encuentran en mi galería, esos dibujos que ahoran estñan en scraps tienen una historía. Cuando yo no sabía muy bien como hacer un lineart en photoshop le pedí a una amiga que conoce mucho del photoshop que me hiciera el favor y los hiciera por mí, yo le dí la idea de como quería que los hiciera y le mostre bocetos de ellos, ella fue muy generosa y los hizo por mí, pero me dijo que no la mencionara en las publicaciones y ya se porque, hace no mucho ella me dijo que los linearts erán copias de otros trabajos, lo que me enfurecio mucho, ya que odio el robo de arte, pero por favor quiero que me disculpen por lo que sucedió y que por favor entiendan mi ignorancia frente al caso, si aún poseen dudas de lo que paso pueden preguntarle a , ya que ella me escucho y me aconsejo en parte sobre lo que paso. Pero como se que a varias personas leçs agradan esos trabajos no los borre, sino que los coloque en scraps, pero si quieren que sean borrados no tendre ningún problema en borrarlos. De nuevo pido muchas disculpas por lo que paso y espero que el proximo journal sea más agradable.

Amigos/Friends/เพื่อน:

Grupos/Groups/ลักษณะ:

Pues mis anteriores listas estaban muy desactualizadas y mejor lo he organizado en un solo journal.
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Because my other list are wrong I made this more organized in only one journal.